Another one line review. - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Reviews

This movie is all about weed, it starts out when Gandolf, a pothead extrodinaire, goes to get some stash from his best bud: Bilbo Baggins who busts out the 'good stuff'' - "Old Toby" which gives Gandolf the uncanny ability to blow method smoke into the form of a pirate ship, it's frikin' incredible and the best special effect since Killer flew in Half Baked, on his way out after Bilbo's cess bash Gandolf gets bothered by his enemies: Sauroman and Sauron who don't smoke the ganga and make fun of him for being under the influence of the 'halfling leaf', so Gandolf gets his buds and his buds... and goes in search of this guy called Gollum who is a total crack head, when Gandolf's friend Frodo meets Gollum and Sauroman's bad guys they fight and the team is broken up, but don't worry there is a part two.